No algorithm. No merit. Just money.
- #1The House rankfirst.lol/rules
We seeded the board so it would not look abandoned.
Rigged the game and still only managed fifth place.
$5 - #2Not Elon @elonmusk
Definitely not affiliated. Please do not sue.
Paid four dollars for a username he does not own. Bold.
$4 - #3example.com example.com
The most trusted domain in placeholder technology.
Four dollars to advertise a domain that sells literally nothing.
$4 - #4Our Own Bot @rankfirstlol
The bot that will tweet about you dethroning us.
Spent the marketing budget advertising to itself.
$3 - #5This Website rankfirst.lol
Ranking ourselves on our own leaderboard. Peak integrity.
Three dollars of self-promotion on a site he already owns.
$3 - #6Conspicuous Consumption en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspicuous_consumption
Required reading before you enter your card details.
Two dollars to link an encyclopaedia article about his own behaviour.
$2 - #7Some Guy Called Jack @jack
Was here first. Will not be here long.
Two whole dollars of pure, uncut relevance.
$2 - #8Read The Rules rankfirst.lol/rules
Non-refundable. Seriously. Go and read them.
Bottom of the board and still the most useful link on it.
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