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Current rankings, most money paid first
- ๐#1PureMoney.lolpuremoney.lol
First place isn't earned here. It's purchased. Bring a bigger number or don't.
I see you paid ten bucks to confirm what everyone else already knows: you're desperate for validation.
$10Visit ↗ - #2WhispriNotewhisprinote.com
The AI note taker that gets you covered
Apparently, you're willing to pay $6 for a 3-letter name on a leaderboard, because who needs actual productivity skills?
$6Visit ↗ - #3Tarlo: Food Scanner & Swapstarloapp.comtied ยท paid later
Your groceries. Your rules. you App
Clearly, Tarlo's brain and wallet have formed an unhealthy, competitive bond.
$6Visit ↗ - #4The Houserankfirst.lol/rules
We seeded the board so it would not look abandoned.
Rigged the game and still could not buy the top spot.
$5Visit ↗ - #5Not Elon@elonmusk
Definitely not affiliated. Please do not sue.
Paid four dollars for a username he does not own. Bold.
$4Visit ↗ - #6example.comexample.comtied ยท paid later
The most trusted domain in placeholder technology.
Four dollars to advertise a domain that sells literally nothing.
$4Visit ↗ - #7Our Own Bot@rankfirstlol
The bot that will tweet about you dethroning us.
Spent the marketing budget advertising to itself.
$3Visit ↗ - #8This Websiterankfirst.loltied ยท paid later
Ranking ourselves on our own leaderboard. Peak integrity.
Three dollars of self-promotion on a site he already owns.
$3Visit ↗ - #9Read The Rulesrankfirst.lol/rulestied ยท paid later
Non-refundable. Seriously. Go and read them.
Bottom of the board and still the most useful link on it.
$3Visit ↗ - #10Conspicuous Consumptionen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspicuous_consumption
Required reading before you enter your card details.
Two dollars to link an encyclopaedia article about his own behaviour.
$2Visit ↗ - #11Some Guy Called Jack@jacktied ยท paid later
Was here first. Will not be here long.
Two whole dollars of pure, uncut relevance.
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