The rules

Short version: rank = money paid. There is no algorithm, no quality score and no appeal.

How rank works

Your rank is your total paid, highest first. That is the entire ranking function.
Minimum bid $2. Whole US dollars only. Maximum single payment $10,000.
Ties go to whoever got there first. If you match the listing above you, you stay below it — pay $1 more to actually take the spot.
Top-ups add to your total. Use the manage link you got after paying.
No expiry and no decay. Your money does not run out. It also does not come back.

Payments are final and non-refundable. Being outbid ninety seconds later is not a refund condition, it is the product.
You are buying a position on a leaderboard, not advertising, traffic, results, or dignity.
If we hide your listing because it broke these rules, you are not refunded. If we hide it at our own whim, you are.

An https:// URL, or an X handle (1–15 characters, letters, numbers, underscores).
Name up to 40 characters. Tagline up to 80. No HTML, no invisible characters, no slurs.
Banned: chat and invite links (t.me, wa.me, chat.whatsapp.com, discord.gg, discord.com/invite, m.me, signal.group, line.me), URL shorteners (bit.ly, tinyurl.com, t.co and friends), anything that is not http(s), raw IP addresses, and links back to this site.
We can hide anything illegal, hateful, scammy, malware-adjacent or aimed at a private individual. We do this by hand and without a committee.

Click counts come from our own redirect (/go/…). We drop obvious bots. Treat the number as approximate and directional, not analytics.
Every listing gets an AI-generated roast. It is a joke about paying for rank, generated once. You can reroll it once a day from your manage link. If it is genuinely offensive, tell us and we will fix it.
When a top-10 spot changes hands our bot may post about it on X, naming the handle or listing name involved. Paying puts you on the board, and the board is public.

There are no accounts. Your manage link is your only key. We store just a hash of it, so if you lose it we genuinely cannot recover it — but your Stripe receipt links back to the page that showed it.
Your email comes from Stripe, is never shown on the site, and is only used if we have to contact you.

Payments are processed by Stripe. We never see your card details.
Not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to X Corp. or Stripe beyond using Stripe to take payments. Favicons and avatars are fetched from third-party services and may be wrong or missing.
Provided as-is, with no uptime promise. It is a leaderboard, not a bank.
Chargebacks: you were shown “bids are final and non-refundable” on the payment screen before paying. We keep that record.